wuuff-wuuffto my readers. Wuuff-Wuuff translates to GREETINGS as per the canine lingo. Jesse the border collie cross kelpie cross blue healer is your sender.
I was bred in country Victoria, Donald to be exact. My owners negotiated my transferal to the western suburbs of Melbourne. I was dropped off on board a truck full of pigs. You heard, those Oink Oinkers. Given my superiority, i rode in the front seat, and not in the back amongst all the Oinkers. Thank God for that as once those Oinkers start, nobody else can fit a word in.
I have acclimatised to the city life. The western suburbs has become my affirmed territory now. My markings on every tree in my area ensure this. Have a look and a smell around the nearby trees. Do you see it??????????